Saturday, December 4, 2010

SWIFTMAS IS HERE! Day 2 Starts NOW!


For TODAY ONLY, Buy ANY Kayak Paddle at Regular Price and Get ANY Skirt For 1/2 Price!

Captains Log, Swift Desk #0001, 0900 hours: Day 2 of Swiftmas has arrived. We’re offering 50% off skirts with the purchase of a paddle. I fear we may have bitten off more than we can chew and might not make it until the end of the week, let alone until the end of Swiftmas. But alas, we must carry on in the name of Paddlor, God of paddling and overseer of Swiftmas (also known as my boss). ALL HAIL PADDLOR!


For TODAY ONLY, we’re offering 50% OFF all in-stock skirts with the purchase of ANY kayak paddle. We have paddles from Carlisle, Werner, Harmony, and others, and we’ve got TONS of skirts from Wilderness Systems, Immersion Research, Harmony, and Swift. Like literally tons. Our stock room is going to implode. Stop by Swift Muskoka or Swift South River if you’re awesome and you like getting awesome stuff, or give us a call toll free at 1-800-661-1429 if you’re equally awesome but just don’t want to put on pants.

And remember, you only have until 5pm (EST) TODAY to get it on this offer!